Saturday, November 5, 2011

10 Reasons why “Velayutham” is Awesome..!! ( In fluent Sarcasm

1. Velayudham is one step ahead of Ra.one, having a Character from a video game (Assassin’s creed) in real cinema. Who’s a real superhero, as bullets are no match for his speed and skills.

2. The Sister sentiment in this movie beats “pasamalar” to pulp. Every brother out there should try to be like this one.

3. The Hero is so strong willed (Impotent ??), he doesn’t have the slightest erection even after drinking a whole glass of Indian Viagra and a hot Hansika motwani lying next to him showing her navel.

4. Speaking of Hansika, that girl is so talented, she hides in plain sight as a proper Tamil village girl. I couldn’t even find 1 difference. Genelia perfectly fits the role of a free lance journalist who has enough money to run a TV station from her bedroom.

5. Genelia has proved once and for all, that even childish motivational talks can bring out the lion in a man.

6. The Terrorists and gundas, who have access to bombs like it’s a bun in a local tea shop, could only buy knifes, swords and a few Guns only.. Sadly economic recession has hit them too.

7. This movie is a technological eye opener, I didn’t know that an IPod cable could connect to a big LCD screen and a shirt cam, which is accessed thru a USB drive can focus in different angles, including the wearers face. Damn almost forgot the big one... It showed me that Trains had Disc Brakes for sudden stops.

8. The director has created such a brilliant screen play, such unpredictable twists in story like the Love scene, villain’s intro and ultimate twist with pandiyaraj’s character as police constable.

9. Ra.one and endhiran both can’t match the magnificence in the last scene, where all thousands of people converge to make Vijay’s face and kill the main villain. (Note: the Villain (minister) really looks like a pure Tamil guy, not even a single glimpse of teluguness)

10. The movie is loosely based on the 1941 movie “meet John Doe”, Remake Raja has lent his golden touch to the movie that the director of the original would drown in his tears of joy.

1 comment:

Sinduja said...

LOL... thousands of them manage to make Vijay's face and kill the villian? ROFL.

Loved the humor, Chibi!Esp. loved the points 3,4 and 6 :D

Guess the promotional tactic here. Just because this movie was a tad better than his previous movies, everyone makes a huge hype and makes it a blockbuster! Sad!